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ATTENTION TO ORDERS
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The Division Commander has reposed special trust and confidence in the commitment to excellence and dedication of Cpl Kissmypickels.
In recognition of this he will now be known as Sgt Kissmypickels.
His efforts to further the division's success exemplify the values we seek in future leaders.
Effective December Twenty-Fifth, Two-Thousand and Twenty-One.
Congratulations!
You have done the division a great service. We hope that you continue to do great things.
As always, don't fuck up!