The Division Commander has reposed special trust and confidence in the commitment to excellence and dedication of Sgt DNAevolved.
His efforts to further the division's success exemplify the values we seek in future leaders.

In view of these special qualities, CO Sergeant Hydra hereby promotes
XO Sgt DNAevolved
to the role of
Commanding Officer
Effective May Thirteenth, Two-Thousand and Twenty-Two.

You have done the division a great service. We hope that you continue to do great things.

As always, don't fuck up!