Forum Game: Wish Corruption

[PRAXULON]

An enjoyable forum game that's fun to play wile intoxicated.

Basically the person above you posts a wish, then the next person finds a way to screw it all up, then makes their own wish. etc

Example:
Wisher: I wish my dog could talk!
Granter: They can talk, but they only speak portuguese and tell nothing but Yo Mama jokes.

then granter makes their own wish.


I'll go first:

I wish I knew how to cook more things than mac and cheese.

[Mixnus]

I wish i knew how to wake up earlier


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[PRAXULON]

I wish i knew how to wake up earlier


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you forgot to corrupt my wish bruh. Anyway

You can wake up earlier, but only due to uncomfortable bowel movements jarring you from your sleep.

[Mixnus]

Oops tjat was tje point?


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[Mixnus]

You may cook EVERYTHING BUT TACOS!!


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[Eytahn]

I have no way to corrupt the above statement, it's a closed loop.

I wish this game can continue.

[Mixnus]

It may continue but you may never reply with the letters: A E T


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[PRAXULON]

It may continue but you may never reply with the letters: A E T


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I wish AOD_Mixnus would state his wish after he corrupts another wish and do the game properly :)

[Mixnus]

Oh now i get the game sorry


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[PRAXULON]

Oh now i get the game sorry


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Alright, just post a wish then we will get everything back on track

[Mixnus]

I wish i could get this game


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[PandaTantrum]

I wish i could get this game


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You get the game, but you may never play it.

I wish I was the President of the World.

[Chandler]

You could be the president of the world, but you only had power over toilets


Now for my wish
I wish I could fly =)

[Legion]

You could be the president of the world, but you only had power over toilets


Now for my wish
I wish I could fly =)

You could fly but you are in a permanent state of levitation except for when you sleep.

I wish I was the richest man in the world

[Mixnus]

You could fly but you are in a permanent state of levitation except for when you sleep.

I wish I was the richest man in the world

Your going to be the richest man in the world, you may only spend it on tacos


I wish i had a ultra gsming pc


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[J3ST3RKN1GHT]

You can only play roblox.

I wish I knew how to build a treehouse

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[Beavery1]

You can only play roblox.

I wish I knew how to build a treehouse

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You know how to build a tree house, but the only resources you can use are matches, spaghetti sticks, and glue.

I wish my body could metabolize infinite amounts of sugar.

[PRAXULON]

You know how to build a tree house, but the only resources you can use are matches, spaghetti sticks, and glue.

I wish my body could metabolize infinite amounts of sugar.

You can metabolize insane amounts of sugar, but you can only eat it raw.

I wish I didn't have to take my car in for an oil change today.

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[Chandler]

I wish I didn't have to take my car in for an oil change today.

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You don't have to take your car in for an oil change, but your goldfish will burst into flames and vomit fruity pebbles

I wish I could bake a cake

[KeeF]

you can bake a cake, but everyone else eats them before you ever get to try it.

I wish I had the power to fast forward to the weekend.