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    They don't think it be like it is, but it do. J3ST3RKN1GHT's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_PRAXULON View Post
    You can do magic tricks, but each one requires a human sacrifice to the plague god Nurgle.

    I wish I didn't have a math final the day after my 21st birthday.



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    You can have it 2weeks after your 21st birthday, but you will have to have a final exam the day after your next 2 birthdays.

    I wish I had a pet iguana.

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    If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Chandler's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_J3ST3RKN1GHT View Post
    You can have it 2weeks after your 21st birthday, but you will have to have a final exam the day after your next 2 birthdays.

    I wish I had a pet iguana.

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    Wish granted, you can have an iguana, but he smells of dried vomit and tears

    I wish I could have glow in the dark ductape

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    If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? ShadowCube's Avatar
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    You can only have glow-in-dark ductape covering your entire body for the rest of your life.

    I wish I wasn't human


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    Go to Heavn for the climate, Hell for the company. KeeF's Avatar
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    Your not a human, you're a magnificent 14 point buck and hunting seasons upon us.

    I wish the San Diego Chargers wouldn't consistently mess every season up.

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    A day without sunshine is like, you know, night OriantheMighty's Avatar
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    Ok the San Diego Chargers are a consistent playoff team but Johnny Manziel is your quarterback and he hasn't changed one bit.

    I wish I had a goldfish.


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    Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! Intensified's Avatar
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    i wish the philly eagles werent choke artists!

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    Deeds will not be less valiant because they are unpraised. AOD Member AOD_saipan45's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_OriantheMighty View Post
    Ok the San Diego Chargers are a consistent playoff team but Johnny Manziel is your quarterback and he hasn't changed one bit.

    I wish I had a goldfish.


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    Wish granted, but he's a carnival goldfish, and you'll have to flush him down the toilet the next day.

    I wish that the last guy's wish will be corrupted.


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    Jet Fuel Can't Melt Dank Memes PRAXULON's Avatar
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    It will be corrupted, but your wish will be ignored.
    The eagles play better, but always lose in the play offs.

    I wish I had a longer sunday

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    Call in a favor. Call in every favor you can. It might add up to a chance Wingdude100's Avatar
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    Your Sunday becomes longer, but you must spend the extra length of it lying awake staring at your ceiling doing nothing.

    I wish Tone from Titanfall 2 would be nerfed.

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    Tone from tf2 is nerfed... but every other character is OP AF


    I wish i had all the games in the world


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    If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? PandaTantrum's Avatar
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    You can have all the games in the world, but no console or PC to play them :p

    I wish I had unlimited wishes...

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    Jet Fuel Can't Melt Dank Memes PRAXULON's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_PandaTantrum View Post
    You can have all the games in the world, but no console or PC to play them

    I wish I had unlimited wishes...
    You have unlimited wishes, but none of them will ever come true. Ever.

    I wish I had more space on my phone to store dank memes.

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    Go to Heavn for the climate, Hell for the company. KeeF's Avatar
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    You now have the dankest of the dank memes on your phone, but when you go to show them to people they never load.

    I wish Jennifer Lawrence would just decide to marry me already.

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    They don't think it be like it is, but it do. J3ST3RKN1GHT's Avatar
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    She decided to marry you, but is always away filming a movie.

    I wish I didn't have to work today

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    If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? PandaTantrum's Avatar
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    You don't have to work today, because you're fired!

    I wish that no one had the power to corrupt my wishes ;)

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    Your wishes are now incorruptible, but they never will come true.

    I wish that I didn't have math class today

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