You can only have glow-in-dark ductape covering your entire body for the rest of your life.
I wish I wasn't human
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Your not a human, you're a magnificent 14 point buck and hunting seasons upon us.
I wish the San Diego Chargers wouldn't consistently mess every season up.
Ok the San Diego Chargers are a consistent playoff team but Johnny Manziel is your quarterback and he hasn't changed one bit.
I wish I had a goldfish.
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i wish the philly eagles werent choke artists!
It will be corrupted, but your wish will be ignored.
The eagles play better, but always lose in the play offs.
I wish I had a longer sunday
Your Sunday becomes longer, but you must spend the extra length of it lying awake staring at your ceiling doing nothing.
I wish Tone from Titanfall 2 would be nerfed.
Tone from tf2 is nerfed... but every other character is OP AF
I wish i had all the games in the world
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You can have all the games in the world, but no console or PC to play them :p
I wish I had unlimited wishes...
You now have the dankest of the dank memes on your phone, but when you go to show them to people they never load.
I wish Jennifer Lawrence would just decide to marry me already.
She decided to marry you, but is always away filming a movie.
I wish I didn't have to work today
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You don't have to work today, because you're fired!
I wish that no one had the power to corrupt my wishes ;)
Your wishes are now incorruptible, but they never will come true.
I wish that I didn't have math class today
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