Forum Game: Wish Corruption

[PRAXULON]

you can bake a cake, but everyone else eats them before you ever get to try it.

I wish I had the power to fast forward to the weekend.

You can fast forward to the weekend, but the only thing your friends want to do is watch adam sandler movies.

I wish I could go to space!

[KeeF]

You can fast forward to the weekend, but the only thing your friends want to do is watch adam sandler movies.

I wish I could go to space!

You can go to space, but the G's you pull while exiting Earth render you bling and the entire experience and sights have to be explained to you. (payback for adman sandler movie marathon)

I wish I could predict the winning LOTTO numbers.

[Tigrium]

You can predict the Lotto numbers, but you can't tell anyone or bet yourself. You just know beforehand.

I wish to have a Valve steam account to have all the games.

[PRAXULON]

You can predict the Lotto numbers, but you can't tell anyone or bet yourself. You just know beforehand.

I wish to have a Valve steam account to have all the games.

You have a steam account with all games + DLC, but the screen name is permenately locked to Poopsie McChucklebutt.

I wish it'd stop raining outside.

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[J3ST3RKN1GHT]

You have a steam account with all games + DLC, but the screen name is permenately locked to Poopsie McChucklebutt.

I wish it'd stop raining outside.

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It can stop raining but you have to stand in the shower with the water running.

I wish it was cooler outside.

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[Legion]

It can stop raining but you have to stand in the shower with the water running.

I wish it was cooler outside.

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It's cooler outside, but you have a bodily problem which requires you to constantly wear 3 heavy layers of clothing at all times.

I wish I was a YouTube famous video game streamer.

[PRAXULON]

It's cooler outside, but you have a bodily problem which requires you to constantly wear 3 heavy layers of clothing at all times.

I wish I was a YouTube famous video game streamer.

You are now a famous streamer, but you're only followers are millions angry abnoxious 12 year olds.

I wish my phone battery wouldn't drain so quickly

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You are now a famous streamer, but you're only followers are millions angry abnoxious 12 year olds.

I wish my phone battery wouldn't drain so quickly

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Your phone battery lasts 10x longer, but it gets hot enough to cook an egg on your phone.

I wish I had a photographic memory.

[Eorlingas230]

you guise are doing great with this AOD clan very organized and structures with excellence

[Chandler]

Welcome to AOD, Glad you enjoy it here, Eorlingas!

You have photographic memory, but you can only remember terrible knock knock jokes whilst doing push-ups with your nose =)

I wish I could have a bowl of explosive fruit

[KeeF]

Your bowl of fruit is now full of explosive fruit! As a side effect whenever you eat fruit your have explosive diarrhea that prevents you from sitting normally due to the endless amounts of toilet paper require to clean up the mess.

I wish I could find the perfect female! (ready for this one hahah)

[Chandler]

You find the perfect female, but she can only speak German in reverse and makes you plan the wedding to be in a McDonald's bathroom... With Explosive bowls of fruit

I wish I could have bulletproof soda bottles

[KeeF]

Funny thing is I can speak a little german ;)

[PRAXULON]

You find the perfect female, but she can only speak German in reverse and makes you plan the wedding to be in a McDonald's bathroom... With Explosive bowls of fruit

I wish I could have bulletproof soda bottles

You find bulletproof soda bottles, but the bullet proof materiel makes the soda taste like carbonated sweat.

I wish that I could shoot lasers out of my eyes.


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[J3ST3RKN1GHT]

You can shoot lasers out of your eyes, but when you do, it it costs you a limb.

I wish the cubs would win the world series.

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[PRAXULON]

You can shoot lasers out of your eyes, but when you do, it it costs you a limb.

I wish the cubs would win the world series.

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Cubs win, but lose to the fucking mariners in the playoffs next year.

I wish I didn't have to go to work this weekend.

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[AOD_saipan45]

Wish grated, but you have to work 7 days a week for the next 10 years without vacation time.

I wish I could have my own place.


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[Chandler]

Wish grated, but you have to work 7 days a week for the next 10 years without vacation time.

I wish I could have my own place.


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You can have your own place, but you don't have air conditioning, and your neighbor loves to collect sea shells

I wish I could type with my teeth on my keyboard

[J3ST3RKN1GHT]

You can type with your teeth but everytime you do you lose a tooth.

I wish I knew how to do magic tricks.

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[PRAXULON]

You can type with your teeth but everytime you do you lose a tooth.

I wish I knew how to do magic tricks.

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You can do magic tricks, but each one requires a human sacrifice to the plague god Nurgle.

I wish I didn't have a math final the day after my 21st birthday.



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